The Fifa World Cup is close by

My dear Wife,

The Fifa World Cup is close by….
Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty.

1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.

2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or watever during the World Cup becaues we won’t go.

3. You support the teams that I support.

4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.

5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them…

6. We can watch STAR PLUS provided actors and actresses who are wearing soccer jerseys and are in Brazil.

7. You dont just pass infront of the TV if am watching soccer, you better crawl on the floor.

8. Make sure you don’t ask silly questions such as is this Chelsea versus England?

9. No funny faces to my friends when they come for soccer.

10. Smile everytime EXCEPT when my team is losing

11. There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo’s looks. Professinalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC.

12. If you miss the line up please dont ask, ‘who is that guy?’

13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Tanzania and Kenya did not qualify.

Thank you,