Relationship of Earth and Moon

भूगोलाचे सर पृथ्वी परिक्रमेबद्दल माहिती देत
असतात.
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सर – बंडू, सांग पाहू पृथ्वी आणि चंद्रामध्ये काय
संबंध आहे ?
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बंडू – सर, भावा-बहिणीचा…
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सर – काय ?
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बंडू – हो सर, कारण आपण
पृथ्वीला माता आणि चंद्राला मामा म्हणतो…


Mothers Voice After 20 Years Later

Mothers Voice After 20 Years Later

A Poor Couple lived in a Small
Village in India.
They had only 1 Son.
They gave him the Best
Education.
Son Graduated as an Engineer in
the nearby City
Eventually He got Married to a
Rich Girl.
Initially, They Lived with His
Parents in the Village.
Soon the Wife got Tired of Village
Life & Persuaded Her Husband to
Move to the City Leaving His Old
Parents in the Village.
As Time went,the Husband saw an
Ad in the Newspaper about a
Job Vacancy in U.S
He was Successful & Lived in U.S
for 20 Years with His Wife.
Regularly, He used to Send Money
to His Parents
Eventually with Time, He Stopped
& Forgot about His Parents
whether
They ever Existed.
Every Day He Pray & Immediately
after each Prayer He used to see
Someone telling Him
in a Dream that his Prayer is not
Accepted.
One Day, He Related this Story to
a ‘Pious Aalim’ who Advised Him
to go Back to India to Visit His
Parents.
The Man Flew to India & Reached
the Boundary of His Village.
Everything was Changed over
there.
He could not Find His House.
So He asked to the Head of the
Village about the Whereabouts of
His Parents.
The Head of the Village directed
Him to a House & said: “In this
House, Lives an Old Blind Lady
who Lost Her Husband a Few
Months Ago. She has a Son who
Migrated to
US 20 Years back & Never came
Back again. What an Unfortunate
Man.”
Son enters that Home &
Finds His Mother on the Bed.
He Tip-Toed as He did not want
to Wake Her up.
He hears His Mother Whispering
or Mumbling Something.
He gets Closer to Hear His
Mothers Voice.
This is what His Mother was
Saying:
AAB KI BAAR MODI SARKAR…. :-p 😀


अति भयंकर पीजे – मांजर , कुत्रे , बदक

अति भयंकर पीजे
एकदा एक मांजर आणि तिची सतरा पिल्ले एका रिक्षा मध्ये चढत होती तेव्हा रिक्शा वाला ओरडला
“अरे इतके एकसाथ मावणार नाही”
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तर ती सर्व पिल्ले एकसाथ ओरडली..
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म़ाऊ म़ाऊ
अजुन एक भयंकर पीजे
एकदा तीन कुत्रे एका रिक्षा मध्ये चढत होते तेव्हा रिक्शा वाला ओरडला
“अरे तुह्मी इतके एकसारखे कसे”
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तर ते सर्व एकसाथ ओरडले..
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भाऊ भाऊ
अति भयंकर पीजे
एकदा एक बदक आणि त्याची सतरा पिल्ले पिझ्झा हट मध्ये जाऊन पिझ्झा आर्डर करतात, आर्डर घेणारा विचारतो,
“इकडेच खाणार की घरी नेणार?”
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तर ती सर्व पिल्ले एकसाथ ओरडतात..
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Pack Pack !!!


Shah Rukh Khan’s train journeys

Shah Rukh Khan’s train journeys throughout the years
Courtesy – Indian /Europian / New York / London Railways

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge (1995)
ddlj-train-scene-o

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge (1995) , Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (1998)
srk-and-train-1

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge (1995) , Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (1998) , Chennai Express (2013)
srk-and-train-2

Dil Se (1998)
chaiyyan-chaiyyan

Devdas (2002)
Devdas

Kal Ho Na Ho (2003)
Kal Ho Na Ho

Veer Zaara (2004)
do pal

Swadesh (2004)
swadesh

Main Hoon Na (2004)
main-hoon-na

Ra One (2011)
Ra One

Jab Tak Hai Jaan (2012)

Chennai Express (2013)
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Chennai Express (2013)
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English Sentences People Speak While Talk

  • Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
  • Both of you three get out of the class!
  • Why are you so late.. say yes or no?
  • Take 5 cm wire of any length!
  • I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
  • All of you stand in a straight circle.
  • Quiet! The principal just passed away…
  • Everybody stand lengthwise.
  • Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here?
  • You talking bad habit.
  • Give me a red pen of any colour.
  • Can i have some snow in my cold drink?