Rs 500 and Rs 1000 notes will not be legal tender, says PM Modi

Delhi: Today on Tuesday 8th November 2016 evening, Prime Minister Narendra Modi said that from midnight (9/11 India), Rs 1000 and Rs 500 would no longer be legal tender. This will surely help India to stop black money, fake currency and corruption.

India as well world welcomes this decision, with sharing this NEWS new series of joke appears on social media, here are some of them.


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Congratulations Guys,

Company has finaly decided to give us 30% appraisal each.
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Salaries will be distributed only in 500 and 1000 notes.


उठा उठा दीवाळी झाली
500/1000 च्या नोटा बदलायची वेळ आली ????


एक 9/11 में अमेरिका हिल गया |
दूसरे 9/11में भारत हिल गया |


 


Mauka Mauka Leaked Ad If India Had Reached The World Cup Final

World Cup 2015 – Mauka Mauka

Crazy cricket fans have crossed all heights of madness in the World Cup 2015, which is clearly apparent in the form of many Mauka Mauka ads created by cricket lovers. Though India could not reach the final, as it got defeat in semi-finals by Australia, Indians were fully assured of its victory and splendid entry in the final that’s why they have made the Mauka Mauka ad for it in advance. Though failure of Indian cricket team disappointed fans a lot and this video of India’s reaching the World Cup Final could not be made public.

But we have brought this UNSEEN video exclusively for you to watch


Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.

As they lay down for the night,

Holmes said: ”Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?”

Watson said, “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes: “And what does that tell you?”

Watson:
“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?”

Holmes: “Somebody stole our tent.”


कंजूस लव्हर्स ची लव्ह स्टोरी

कंजूस लव्हर्स ची लव्ह स्टोरी

कंजूस मुलगा आणि मुलगी प्रेमात पडतात….

त्यांना भेटायचं असतं….

मुलगी :
पप्पा झोपल्यानंतर मी बाल्कनी मधून एक नाणं(कॉईन) खाली टाकते,
आवाज ऐकल्यानंतर तू वर ये…

मुलगी नाणं खाली फेकते…..
पण
मुलगा एक तासानंतर तिच्या रूम मध्ये पोहचतो…

मुलगी :
एवढा उशीर का केलास???

मुलगा :
मी ते नाणं शोधत होतो….
पण सापडलच नाही….

मुलगी :
अरे मूर्खा….
सापडणार कसं???
मी दोरा बांधून खाली फेकलं होतं….
मी घेतलं ते ओढून….


Mothers Voice After 20 Years Later

Mothers Voice After 20 Years Later

A Poor Couple lived in a Small
Village in India.
They had only 1 Son.
They gave him the Best
Education.
Son Graduated as an Engineer in
the nearby City
Eventually He got Married to a
Rich Girl.
Initially, They Lived with His
Parents in the Village.
Soon the Wife got Tired of Village
Life & Persuaded Her Husband to
Move to the City Leaving His Old
Parents in the Village.
As Time went,the Husband saw an
Ad in the Newspaper about a
Job Vacancy in U.S
He was Successful & Lived in U.S
for 20 Years with His Wife.
Regularly, He used to Send Money
to His Parents
Eventually with Time, He Stopped
& Forgot about His Parents
whether
They ever Existed.
Every Day He Pray & Immediately
after each Prayer He used to see
Someone telling Him
in a Dream that his Prayer is not
Accepted.
One Day, He Related this Story to
a ‘Pious Aalim’ who Advised Him
to go Back to India to Visit His
Parents.
The Man Flew to India & Reached
the Boundary of His Village.
Everything was Changed over
there.
He could not Find His House.
So He asked to the Head of the
Village about the Whereabouts of
His Parents.
The Head of the Village directed
Him to a House & said: “In this
House, Lives an Old Blind Lady
who Lost Her Husband a Few
Months Ago. She has a Son who
Migrated to
US 20 Years back & Never came
Back again. What an Unfortunate
Man.”
Son enters that Home &
Finds His Mother on the Bed.
He Tip-Toed as He did not want
to Wake Her up.
He hears His Mother Whispering
or Mumbling Something.
He gets Closer to Hear His
Mothers Voice.
This is what His Mother was
Saying:
AAB KI BAAR MODI SARKAR…. :-p 😀


अति भयंकर पीजे – मांजर , कुत्रे , बदक

अति भयंकर पीजे
एकदा एक मांजर आणि तिची सतरा पिल्ले एका रिक्षा मध्ये चढत होती तेव्हा रिक्शा वाला ओरडला
“अरे इतके एकसाथ मावणार नाही”
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तर ती सर्व पिल्ले एकसाथ ओरडली..
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म़ाऊ म़ाऊ
अजुन एक भयंकर पीजे
एकदा तीन कुत्रे एका रिक्षा मध्ये चढत होते तेव्हा रिक्शा वाला ओरडला
“अरे तुह्मी इतके एकसारखे कसे”
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तर ते सर्व एकसाथ ओरडले..
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भाऊ भाऊ
अति भयंकर पीजे
एकदा एक बदक आणि त्याची सतरा पिल्ले पिझ्झा हट मध्ये जाऊन पिझ्झा आर्डर करतात, आर्डर घेणारा विचारतो,
“इकडेच खाणार की घरी नेणार?”
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तर ती सर्व पिल्ले एकसाथ ओरडतात..
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Pack Pack !!!