Neither Logical Nor Legal Deal with Professor

Neither Logical Nor Legal Deal with Professor

A student failed in law & decided to make a deal with professor.

Sir, do u know everything about law?

Prof: Yes.

Student: If u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u cant, u have to give me “A”.

Professor agreed.

Boy asked: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?”

Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer.

He had to finally give up as he really did not know.

He gave the boy his “A”.

The following day, professor asked same question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one student.

He answered:
Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, dis is legal but not logical.

Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but not legal.

Ur wife’s boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet u have given him an “A”, dis is neither logical nor legal.

The professor collapsed…


The Fifa World Cup is close by

My dear Wife,

The Fifa World Cup is close by….
Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty.

1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.

2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or watever during the World Cup becaues we won’t go.

3. You support the teams that I support.

4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.

5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them…

6. We can watch STAR PLUS provided actors and actresses who are wearing soccer jerseys and are in Brazil.

7. You dont just pass infront of the TV if am watching soccer, you better crawl on the floor.

8. Make sure you don’t ask silly questions such as is this Chelsea versus England?

9. No funny faces to my friends when they come for soccer.

10. Smile everytime EXCEPT when my team is losing

11. There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo’s looks. Professinalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC.

12. If you miss the line up please dont ask, ‘who is that guy?’

13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Tanzania and Kenya did not qualify.

Thank you,
GENTLEMAN’S ASSOCIATION