Rs 500 and Rs 1000 notes will not be legal tender, says PM Modi

Delhi: Today on Tuesday 8th November 2016 evening, Prime Minister Narendra Modi said that from midnight (9/11 India), Rs 1000 and Rs 500 would no longer be legal tender. This will surely help India to stop black money, fake currency and corruption.

India as well world welcomes this decision, with sharing this NEWS new series of joke appears on social media, here are some of them.


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Congratulations Guys,

Company has finaly decided to give us 30% appraisal each.
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Salaries will be distributed only in 500 and 1000 notes.


उठा उठा दीवाळी झाली
500/1000 च्या नोटा बदलायची वेळ आली ????


एक 9/11 में अमेरिका हिल गया |
दूसरे 9/11में भारत हिल गया |


 


All Men Are Not The Same See What This Guy Will Do

How many times have you ever hear folks saying Men will always be a Men! This humorous take on the much crushed down Indian man hopes to instill belief in the women of these days.

All Men Are Not The Same See What This Guy Will Do When a Woman Flirts with Him.

This Video shows that not all men are same.

The video was shot within the heart of city, in the relaxed setting of Bengaluru.

Source


Mauka Mauka Leaked Ad If India Had Reached The World Cup Final

World Cup 2015 – Mauka Mauka

Crazy cricket fans have crossed all heights of madness in the World Cup 2015, which is clearly apparent in the form of many Mauka Mauka ads created by cricket lovers. Though India could not reach the final, as it got defeat in semi-finals by Australia, Indians were fully assured of its victory and splendid entry in the final that’s why they have made the Mauka Mauka ad for it in advance. Though failure of Indian cricket team disappointed fans a lot and this video of India’s reaching the World Cup Final could not be made public.

But we have brought this UNSEEN video exclusively for you to watch


Neither Logical Nor Legal Deal with Professor

Neither Logical Nor Legal Deal with Professor

A student failed in law & decided to make a deal with professor.

Sir, do u know everything about law?

Prof: Yes.

Student: If u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u cant, u have to give me “A”.

Professor agreed.

Boy asked: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?”

Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer.

He had to finally give up as he really did not know.

He gave the boy his “A”.

The following day, professor asked same question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one student.

He answered:
Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, dis is legal but not logical.

Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but not legal.

Ur wife’s boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet u have given him an “A”, dis is neither logical nor legal.

The professor collapsed…


माझे आवडते पेय चहा

माझे आवडते पेय चहा

मी रोज चहा पितो.

चहा प्यायल्या शिवाय माझा दिवस सुरू होत नाही.

चहा प्यायल्या वर फ्रेश वाटत.

फ्रेश वाटल की झोप भुर्रSSSSS जाते.

मी पण सुट्टीत भुर्रS जाणारे ट्रिपला.

ट्रिपला गेलो तरी चहा लागतो.

माझा भाऊ कॉफी पितो.

तो म्हणतो कॉफी जास्त रिफ्रेशीग असते. मग आम्ही भान्डतो.

सिरीयल मधल्या बायका पण सारख्या भान्डत असतात.

पण त्या चहा पित नाही भान्डत. मी चहा पित भान्डतो.

चहा काळा असतो पण दूध घातलं की लाईट ब्राऊन होतो.

माझा कुत्रा काळा आहे पण त्याने दूध प्यायले तरी तो काळाचं राहतो याला म्हणतात जादु.

जादु नावाचा एक एलियन ह्रितीक बरोबर राहायचा. तो ऊन प्यायचा आणि ह्रितीक बोर्नव्हिटा प्यायचा.

पण मी चहाचं पितो.

मला चहा खूप आवडतो.

आता तुम्हीही चहा प्या आणि मला पण पियु द्या…….


अति भयंकर पीजे – मांजर , कुत्रे , बदक

अति भयंकर पीजे
एकदा एक मांजर आणि तिची सतरा पिल्ले एका रिक्षा मध्ये चढत होती तेव्हा रिक्शा वाला ओरडला
“अरे इतके एकसाथ मावणार नाही”
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तर ती सर्व पिल्ले एकसाथ ओरडली..
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म़ाऊ म़ाऊ
अजुन एक भयंकर पीजे
एकदा तीन कुत्रे एका रिक्षा मध्ये चढत होते तेव्हा रिक्शा वाला ओरडला
“अरे तुह्मी इतके एकसारखे कसे”
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तर ते सर्व एकसाथ ओरडले..
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भाऊ भाऊ
अति भयंकर पीजे
एकदा एक बदक आणि त्याची सतरा पिल्ले पिझ्झा हट मध्ये जाऊन पिझ्झा आर्डर करतात, आर्डर घेणारा विचारतो,
“इकडेच खाणार की घरी नेणार?”
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तर ती सर्व पिल्ले एकसाथ ओरडतात..
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Pack Pack !!!